Excellent. You just know Elise is one of those women that withholds sex because you didn't load the dishwasher the right way. Even after cooking her the best food she has ever eaten and proposing to her with the ring she picked out for herself.

I may still go for it. Stay tuned.

He sounds like a hoot! The toilet thing is a riot...makes for interesting visuals. One day when we are able you have to post a picture. Curiosity peaked!

Well, you have just killed bull semen for me.

I have heard of these felines. They have evolved and present as peaceful to lull us into complacency. What with all their cute kitty fists (all the better to...I can't even go there...aaaaaagh) they killed Hemingway for crying out loud! They inherited his property and have made docents into slaves!!!!! You are a…

Not my Grace. RIP. She would have been all, holding a gun to Fritz, the min pin,..."I will have the car keys and the debit card. This was inevitable my dear. While you have been a valuable servant and sometimes very cuddly, there is no sentiment in war! Viva Revolution!"

That makes two of us! Must be a Ocular Freudian Slip. We need a Captain America this week.

Winner!

If cats had thumbs we would be OVER.

Personally, I am craving the kim cheekampf

I was seeing your profile pic as Captain America. Just put on my glasses and noticed it's an ogre...ummmm screen name did not clue me in? I think I have finally hit internet saturation!

Straight women salute you! I agree with your take on the situation I have found it to be true mostly.

Looks like the news here is that there was a run on stupid and it sold out in seconds.

Oh YES! We put a fried egg on top. YUM!

Since 1955 McDonalds has been branding itself to be exactly what it is. Now it is no longer viable. THINGS HAVE CHANGED. Let it go. Have some dignity.

Ranch is repulsive. It seems to get thicker and more gelatinous every year. Why? It wasn't gross enough before? Have you seen the creepy commercial featuring Ranch Dressing at the state fair? Hork. Save the Veggies! That is all I can think...SAVE THEM DAMMIT!

How are you the villain...that shit is delicious!!!!! Now I have to try it on sweet potato fries. WOWOWOWOWOW!

My dads ringtone was the Flight of the Valkeries. Ex husband, theme from Jaws.

Two of my boys are good at checking in. It's a game for us all now. Who can be the grossest or the most creative when checking in. Eg. "Hanging under the train bridge with Wills, waiting to see who falls off fir....".

Hugs from here too. My mom died a year ago and those daily calls were GOLDEN.