I BELIEVE!!!!

Entitlement sucks.

Do tell.

Thank you for this reminder. I am laid up for a few days...time to binge watch The Wire. and BTW hahahahahaha

Congrats! Your GCD is in remission.

WHAT? I am all for pranking my kids but WTH? This is ummmmm....over the top?

Bacon wrapped rabbit is something I can get behind.

You made the right choice. Squirrel is just awful. Bunnies though...maybe during the Apocalypse.

All Hail King Rando Dingus!

If the shoe fits, please continue to write about it, my liege.

Hmmm...IMO reading a merely "good" ranking of the fruits not the same as reading this great fruit, ranked. Because, you know...more humor and righteous indignation.

Siiigh...I feel your frustration.

It's like everyday is now opposite day. I thought shark week was about awareness. Nope.

Fuji is number one!

[The Matrix dodging bullet gif]

Exactly this.

This is cool. I will make this for my tomato loving friends. I will not partake.

I love it since I never had the patience to figure out how to post a gif.

I came here to defend watermelon. Even before reading I knew you were going to shame watermelon. I adore the sweet ambrosia that is watermelon. Do not get me started on the colors of that amazing fruit, glorious. However, you nailed tomatoe, which is mostly unfinished and bitter. While not number one, you honored…

Absolutely.