Hey. I’m sorry.

Yes! I read this amazing blog post this week: When You’re Accustomed to Privilege, Equality Feels like Oppression. (opinion piece)

I feel you so hard. I actually just got in a big fight with my bf about similar things. No kids, but I feel like if I were to decide to just let everything go the standard at which we live our life/quality of food we eat/cleanness of house/appointments being kept etc., would drop to about 1/4 of what it is now. I’m…

Not to minimize your experience but at least you got asked to be a bridesmaid. Of a group of 7 friends who all got married in the last 10 years, not one has asked me. And these are not just casual acquaintances, at least on my side. I built my entire social life and essentially my entire life (although that sounds…

I did this. It was very useful, though I still have like a painful ring of tissue in the vestibule that makes intercourse a bad idea. But yeah, if you have vaginismus you should definitely ask your doctor about physical therapy. It’s not *just* psychological. Funny/super awkward story about physical therapy for this:…

I love you, Bette Midler. I love you so much.

I once went to burning man! In a car!

I once pulled my car out of burning man. Does that count?

I once pulled a car out of a burning man.

My mother found my great-great grandfather’s freedom paper in my grandmother’s things after she passed away. She gave it to me this year and asked me to get it framed. It’s just a small piece of very yellowed paper with a faded seal. On it is my great-great grandfather’s description as a ‘certain negro man named…

I’m drunk. As a skunk. Don’t give a funk.

Sad that a lovely week of just hanging out with the college-kid son as coming to an end, and I'm back to work on Monday. He's just the most laid back, affectionate guy and handsome as all get out. In just a couple of years, he'll be out of school and off to some sort of life adventures in some warm-weather metropolis…

I think it was American Hustle, but I *love* the idea of Jennifer Lawrence in Hustle and Flow, which I saw recently. My son may be a bit too well trained, because every time Terrance Howard had a scene, he said, “What’s Baby Wipes gonna do now?” :/

Not gonna lie or sugar-coat. Most of my year was a living hell.

She was always a bit of a dummy, but now I fear she is one evil, bigoted dummy. I just can’t help but see the evil in the things she is expressing. And the utter hypocrisy. I love the USA so so so much. I now live in Germany, but I will always be thankful for growing up there. Even if it was difficult at times, we…

My god parents are unfathomably rich. They throw these insane over the top free top shelf liquor and food parties about once a month. All they ask is people donate money to their Christmas fund at every party. This sounds awful but the best part of the Christmas season is taking that money and going on an insane…

i’m reaching out to my beloved jezzies for some support tonite. i just returned to my parents’ home after spending the day with my dad, who’s in intensive care on a ventilator. things are not looking good for him, and it absolutely breaks my heart. he was diagnosed with a super aggressive leukemia in 2011, and despite…

Dear Guardian Angel Jezzie,

I know I will be reduced to the grays, but I really want to share anyway. 2014 was the hardest year of my life. I was back home with my parents after failing the bar exam by one point on the essay section and then found out my mom had stage 4 cancer. I had no purpose in life or hope for the future.

I paid off their outstanding rent and then called and told them not to worry about it anymore.