Imagine what the GM of the Browns has to eat to get rid of their curse...

Roofie the old man.

I’m not buying it. Those guys were WAY too excited to be watching the Redskins play.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Yeah yeah yeah get to the important stuff: was anyone butt?

St. Louis of the Midwest.

Yet another thing Kansas City can’t get right.

Isn’t Cleveland the Cincinnati of the Midwest?

I hope the right person finds this good dog. Here in NYC, you can’t leave good dogs like that unsupervised because people steal them and sell them to dog fighting rings to be used as bait dogs.

FINALLY a weirder mascot than a Nazi Flying Squirrel

The shrimp’s a real coach on the field. Spends a lot of time in the gym. The shrimp’s got a heckuva motor.

What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.

“it’s a gritty, tough, hard-working shrimp. The word that probably best describes it is tenacious.”

“This is a high-energy, impactful, bold move,”

The strange part is that he was going to cross the Betsy Ross Bridge at first, but he didn’t want to get flagged.

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

So, a lesson to not rush off, Huff and puff.

Please tell me they have a reporter with a bad Chicago accent and his Press Pass stuck in the headband of his fedora.

Our smalltown paper not only still uses “cagers” and “harriers,” but also “gridders” and “thinclads.”

It’s like using the term “cager” for basketball players - and yes, I am showing my age