Donald Trump Jr. doesn’t molest collies?

Obviously Michal forgot to Czech himself...

Edit: Slightly too late with the obligatory hand job comment.

The problem could be, in comparison to other powerhouse national sides, the Argentinian midfield usually lines up as such:

They paid more than that for Tim Ream.

I hope NMUAnon feels better now that he’s had a chance to venti his frustrations.

Dad jokes are the best.

From the dirtbag that led the charge to repeal ACA in 2017...

I believe you’re referring to our mentoring process.

He’s on loan from Newell’s Good Boys.

Long Reads. Cue whimsical music.

... and Manchester United still won’t admit that Alexis Sanchez is nothing more than a suavely coiffed corpse in the midfield.

The entire administration is committed to finding ways to dick thumb one over on a regular basis.

Underachieving... that is our guiding philosophical direction. We got out of the cave for a couple years and then ran right back in to stare at shadow animals made by Klinsmann.

Keeping with the philosophy lesson, I think it was Plato who said, “Herrera isn’t a right back, dumbfuck.”

Manchester United. The football equivalent of an uninspired hand job.

Agreed. This has not yet reached the Hanes-tightening excitement we’re being led to believe exists. When half of his passes don’t look like they were delivered via a poorly swung sock full of nickels, we’ll talk.

“Chode” is criminally underutilized these days. Thank you for this.

“No honey, it’ll be fine. Porn star or grassroots alt-right activist, just let the world take him wherever it so pleases.”

Ben McAdoo looks like the weird IT guy who proclaims his love for Donald Trump and massive distrust of the government in the same sentence. He never got around to finishing at the local community college, but he’s quick to proclaim his technological superiority over anyone at the company. He’ll help you out when your…