Still better than Leitch’s hometown over on the bad side of Coles County.

E-I-E-I-E-I-U. Don’t overthink it. You’d be surprised at what we’ll accept as entertainment in Charleston, IL. Go Panthers.

I want to congratulate our American men on electing not to take part in such an unwholesome, un-Christian event.

A few years ago, while Obama was still in office, I heard Rep. Trent Kelly (MS) tell a group of over a 100 people that a city needed to retain the ability to arm attack helicopters at a National Guard installation “in case our own government was turned against us.”

Held captive by Ibra’s talent for so many years to the detriment of the current squad, yet they still love him. Only in Sweden.

Jeff Sessions will be hosting a party to celebrate reduced hours for the underground railroad.

Ah, my line of work enters the Kinja-sphere. As a white guy with fancy, schmancy degrees I can tell you this is a prime example of why we have problems in higher education. Our executive ranks are littered with individuals who have no idea how to navigate a world that does not conform to their personal definition of…

Money. Yeah, I think money is the best answer.

“I see how it is. Fucking cupcakes everywhere now that I’m gone. Assholes.”

Which makes each strand of hair 4 7/8 inches wider and 27 inches longer than his dick.

Just another liberal millennial who needs attention. A squirrel? God brought Jesus back days 72 hours earlier. Sad! Belsito sounds foreign too.

Von Miller’s Flaccid Hammerhead, or what Peter King named his folder containing all his anime bestiality JPEGs.

But Arsenal still gets to flame out in the quarterfinals, right?

Sky Sports initially tried to give him a pass, but in true Liverpool fashion he had no idea what to do with it.

Good luck finding someone better than a Huskie as a Trump Body Man.

Based on his body language I can only assume Mark was once again told he couldn’t tend the rabbits.

“In the photo above, Cristiano Ronaldo can be seen sort of air-humping Casemiro...”

Leeeerooooy van der Jeeeeenkins!!!

Very funny. You’re now free to:

On the bench giving lackadaisical handies to Vidal and Vermaelen?