LSYuke

Bile U Bengals

+1 meld

All 10 of us midwesterners who play this game should give you a star. 

Hey, sometimes you have to call a spade a spade. Which my wife always does when I’VE GOT ALL FUCKING RED, AGAIN.

Spray Weber

$3.99 for unlimited switches

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

From yesterday

All my excess live in Texas.

Ugh

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

This is what’s known as the Princeton Defense.

LSU Booster: Mike VI’s passing gives us paws.

Neaux Tigers

But a goal like that only happens once every five years, Mohra less.

Best full volley since Bunker Hill.

We’ve got Mohra
Amir Mohra
I just don’t think you understand
He’s Tur Abdin’s man
And better than Zidane
We’ve got Amir Mohra!

There seems to be no shortage of Nimitz-class douche canoes these days. Fuck, we’re fucked.