Yes, where the state punishes you accordingly for your crime of murder.

Note to self: You should be so much better at soccer by now.

“There is time for sex and time for football, but if you mix the two you will never reach the top,” he said.

Reducing the amount of sex they have would also help them avoid Ghanarrea.

If they used smaller letters they could fit all of “PHILADELPHIA” on the jersey.

The Atlantic 10 is going to be a tough division this year with the Celtics and the Sixers joining. I think UMass can still win it though.

This is the best thing to happen to Venezuela since... help me out here.

The reactions are so good

He was the number one tennis player in the world though, so there is no sense in Balkan at his technique.

Well Serbed.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

I retract “dignity” and “respect”

He looks a little bit like Zinedine Zidane, but without all the menace. And dignity, skill, and respect.

Get ready for all the Ricardo Clark you can handle, Swansea City.

This is what makes the relegation/promotion model so great.

“When you come at the sitter-hitter king, you best miss.”

Trump is the antichrist, Hillary would eat her young, the Falcons and Saints are decent SEC teams. I’m gonna nap until tomorrow.

We need a guide to avoid the presidential debate (more specifically people rambling about it everywhere on and off the internet) ala ‘How to avoid the NFL’ Sunday guide.