“It’s my party, and Accra if I want to, Accra if I want to...”

Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. Evidently, the other guests were left behind.

Something something Yaya Toure something something birthday cake something something

Reminds me of Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. 3.5 feet of Subway sandwiches and half of a Sunny D for three people.

This just in: Ted Cruz Feckless

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

I think that was the joke.

These are good baseball men.

I doubt it, football players at Auburn aren’t known to have a strong defense.

I have also released a statement:

Missed England in the Euros didn’t you.

“We need to get older and slower.”

Wait, Indiana Fever is a basketball team? I thought that was just what the rest of the world called Crisco Poisoning.

With his skill, hopefully the USMT will wynalda games moving forward.

No kidding , when he makes the cover of Sports Illustrated for Kids then we can talk.

Always Pulisic truthers.

Ba dum miss

It takes real courage to stand that close to Mario Götze’s wang

Curt Schilling would start a petition to make a statue of the moment.