When asked if he was invited into Baylor’s locker room, Shawn Oakman responded, “Well, it’s Baylor, consent is pretty much implied.”

Henderson likes to pull the trigger, just it usually goes into the stands.

Even more impressive is he does it while ignoring all of the team’s video sessions

So glad he was quick to settle and take a shot. So many times it seems players prefer to distribute the ball rather than pull the trigger. Beautiful hit right in the 7.

The opposing goalie called Jefinho’s style of play completely disarming. Literally.

“Europa League!? I mean, seriously, how are you supposed to play soccer in - 171.15°C temps?”

I would love to care about the Europa League but Slaven fucking Bilic can’t beat Astra fucking Giurgiu to save his fucking life.

Also, HAHA United.

Absolutely deplorable behavior, but at least this kind of shit eventually gave us Kenny Loggins’ solo career.

“Welp, we got ourselves a Mike!”

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Wow it’s not just Jared Fogle knocking out teeth with his balls

That’s not how to get to first base with a girl.

Del made a gutsy call for the raiders too

Nice to see Lendale White back in the news for a positive story.

Normally seeing a bunch of white guys with headgear get rolled was reserved for the Chess Club at prom.

Oh my.

Ya! It should also be applied to inch measurements too!

Pictured: Turkish Delight

hey Arsenal fans:

In the NBA, that’d be two points.