Is Whitlock able to stand for the national anthem?

Whitlock looks like a first responder gave him that jacket to keep him warm until his parents came to pick him up.

I wonder how many times FoxSports is going to buy Whitlock two seats before they stop letting him fly anywhere?

Yes!

It’s not the best Cormac. There’s no Cormac that isn’t good.

You can’t blame the Dodgers for guantanamo stable presence in their outfield.

He’s really forced the dodgers to fidel around with their lineup

I would’ve bet on Infinite Jest. Different bars, I guess.

I read Drew Magary’s book! Does that count?

I think I remember Kirk Cousins performing a similar protest in the middle of the Eagles game last year.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

That’s... that’s it? Fuck, the menu at Denny’s is thicker.

Well, recycling plays wasn’t working.

[scribble notes furiously]

Any word on whether Sandusky will be furloughed to be a part of the festivities?

No-Pa.

If praise were the only thing they showered at Penn State, this wouldn’t be an issue.

Could someone forward this to Daulerio? I mean, just in case.

The “heckling fan” was named Jesus and that was his fucking headband.

Ashley Cole and Jelle van Damme? It’s my Football Manager 2009 fullbacks!