This video is a metaphor for every social interaction I’ve had since 1998.

“Welp, Grigg’s up.”

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

If they’re lucky, the English players can take a vacation on McLaren’s luxurious Hair Island.

I think at this point we should really have a LOLEngland tag.

This is hilarious. The match announcers, Ian Darke and Steve McManaman, gave the team a thorough beating in the last 10 minutes, too.

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

I get it. Cause Medel. He’s the defender.

“You may be familiar with the name Higuaín, because his brother, Federico, plays for MLS’s Columbus Crew.” - John Strong, every time Argentina played to some unknown demographic of soccer fans who know MLS minutiae but don’t know the slightest about international soccer

Thanks for this- as someone who isn’t big into soccer, but enjoys the big tournaments, I thought there might be something else at play here. On Sportscenter this morning, they speculated it might just be because he’s “tired of the travel”, no mention at all of the shitshow in Argentina. Does Roger Goodell run that…

It’s also possible that playing international football just takes too much time away from Messi’s greatest passion:

woosh

#humouring

Pictured: the author.

Icelander here!

As anyone who has partied with the Irish can attest, they can go from singing to brawling in a flash. I just hope the next song wasn’t a Dropkick Murphy’s one.

+1 Copa

This is a pretty ignorant article, in my opinion. This is how refereeing works in literally every sport (strike zones, the NFL catch rule, NBA fouls and flagrant fouls). Also rules like the NFL catch rule have shown that further detail and parsing of the rules can not only not have the intended effect, but can have…

Soccer rules are like Jazz... man. They’ve always been. Relax America.