Well, if he weren’t so fat.

That’s awesome.... good thing they didn’t play ‘Waterloo,’ being in France and all.

This is going to be fun. The one thing you know with Russia is that they will accept this ruling gracefully and not threaten retaliation.

Arsenal could use a finisher like the guy who scored.

I’d even have trouble still considering ‘Celtic’ to be a big club. At this point, I don’t know if they’d even be a top half Premier League team.

Rodgers is going there for two reasons: A) Rehab his image, get a top tier club in England or abroad. B) It’s a very easy route into the Champions League.

Who cares what French people think?

I was a B-Rodge fan at one point - the “death by football” thing was good even if it didn’t translate into results, the 2nd place finish in the league, even the TED Talk-style management style had its charms. But he lost me with this: a marriage proposal in Times fucking Square:

How else is he supposed to stop stuff going to the top left corner?

Two in the pink, one in the...ear?

Watch little Enzo clown on some other Arsenal tots above

Counterpoint: Arsene Wenger is Arsenal’s best sports baby.

He’s stubborn, refuses to change his ways and policies. Kvetches when things go wrong and often picks his nose while cameras are fixed on him.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

And here I thought K-Pop could never get you to second base.

At least Mourinho will know how to park the bus correctly.

OMG +💯

Budget? Please. Pretty sure the guy who sleeps on the sidewalk around the corner from me paid way less than $49.90 for the whole ensemble and has a shopping cart to boot.

Laughing at this has been the low point of my day so far, and I woke up super hungover.

What you are going to see is the latter. What you are going to hear is more like the former.

• I hope green #77 gets extra pay as peacekeeper/anger management counselor

I hope green 17 never sees the pitch again.