It’s really just a portable shit factory for Philly fans to throw.

I’m sorry I read this. I’m sorry you posted it. We’re all sorry for everything.

HELL OF A USERNAME

Fortunately, the boots are worth half as much in Canada, so chances are the thief has only one leg.

How about American football calling their sport “football” and then handling an egg-shaped leather contraption with their hands 95% of the time?

I choose the third option. People like you.

I suppose you don’t like soccer uniforms being called “kits” either.

Check your local rec league for@whitecapsfc players cleats. Wish I was kidding.

Question for regular watchers of Japan and Leicester City: Does Shinji Okazaki ever look comfortable doing anything?

How is the story here not “Syria still fielding a soccer team.”

Somehow I doubt that’ll be the worst moment in Syria today.

“Sorry, M’lord, we now realize that’s just Wayne Rooney. Please strike the beastiality pornography charge.”

Six years behind the deal is much more lenient than the original sentence: a five-year contract extension with Sunderland.

Such a shame Sunderland had to let him go. Big Sam does love guys who aren’t afraid to be direct.

Anytime Adebayo Akinfenwa appears on Deadspin, it's a good day.

Why do people still ungrey obvious trolls?

Stabbed In The Heart? And Soccer’s To Blame?

More like Samuel I.V.

Came to see Cristiano Ronaldo stabbed through the heart, leaving disappointed.

Classic. IMO, this is the time that ManU needs to follow the Fergie method and give Giggs the job and let him keep it for the next 5 years. Or they can hire Jose, send Giggs to get experience managing the reserves and when Jose gets fired again or quits, Giggs is more experienced and ready for it.

Woodward then added a couple clauses to the agreement that would basically hamstring his opponents in the boardroom