no Keith Smart?

Austin. Shitty. Limits.

“While we are at it guys, can I have my knife back?” -OJ

This is like a bank asking for a bailout after all their executives mishandled millions in other peoples’ money. Like that would ever happen!

“Dear Sir: I understand you have seized my pills from the women who took them from me, and I demand their prompt return.”

I understand that you worked hard on that pun, but reading the word “Guilder” just made me want to watch Princess Bride.

I fucking hate how much I like this.

+1 for the joke, but I feel dirty now, and definitely want to avoid a shower reference.

You didn’t know about this tradition, Billy? It’s very sacred in Dutch culture.

If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to Ajax supporters...

“There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.”

Let’s all have a good laugh at Jose Mourinho

He’s definitely the best footballer whose name autocorrects to Homely Bukkake.

Let’s all have a good laugh at Jose Mourinho who did not think Romelu Lukaku was of the required quality for Chelsea.

“Fuck him, he’ll never set foot on this campus again“ said Jim Capulet, Associate Dean of Students.

Well there is one superstar that the China didn’t get. Welcome to the Australian League, Wayne Rooney!

Rick Reilly ✔‎@ReillyRick

I think it’d be pretty easy for Colin to avoid seeing his mom in Denver. Just make sure she’s an open receiver, they’ll never connect.

Inverness TMJ.

Fingering, not fucking, Busquets. Just good old fashioned pedophilia fingering.