Even if you were right, which you really are not, even if, you took the most light-hearted thing in the world and shat all over it.

“im not political! im not political!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Acting like a total Greninja smdh

I feel like “pseudo-intellectual” is a phrase that only “pseudo-intellectuals” use. 

It’s very obvious to reasonable people that he means that the choices the writers made immediately make sense to the viewer. But feel free to continue being a dick with your willful  ignorance if that’s what floats your boat.

K. Rool is a Breitbart writer

Piranha Plant thinks that if you want to be profound, if you really need to justify, just take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die.

True fact - Isabelle is gaming’s Leslie Knope.

Yep yep yep. I’m glad for the type of people who that difficulty appeals to, but the world is so interesting and it’s such a shame that there are no difficuly options for people who don’t have the skill to get through (or time/patience to get good enough).

God, i must have spent 20-30 hours in sunless sea, resolutely failing to make it to the point in the game where you can upgrade to a better ship.

My runs basically came down to “how slowly can I die” which....i mean that’s realistic, but i play games for escapism damnit!

It’s speed of enemy fire (normal, slightly slower, moderately slower), rate of use of food/fuel (normal, slightly slower, moderately slower), and aim assist (none, slight, moderate)

I hope its a little more forgiving. Sunless sea felt like it should have been the kind of relaxing experience you just ooze into, but then it was super duper hard. It sounds like this one dialed it down a little bit and as is noted in the review, that aids in exploration which is really the point of these games IMHO.

I…

D’Arcy Carden remains a national treasure

Especially if they lean into him just wanting to save his home from humanity. Maybe he doesn’t even want to wipe humanity out, he just wants to conquer them since they can’t get their shit together. And a Latveria-Atlantis alliance could set the stage for Doom.

Namor as a big bad in a future Avengers movie is an interesting idea.

It is sickening because it reads as he thinks this is a cool idea or something instead of just being WTF levels of repugnant.

I mean, the idea of a heist movie set during a zombie apocalypse sounds so ridiculous it could be really fun and awesome.

But then I read everything else they planned for this and am noping out of this idea as fast as possible

[T]hey…. they…. I’m still wondering if I should tell this…. the male zombies rape human females. Yes. And they have human hybrid zombie offsprings.

...the male zombies rape human females.

Anti Capitalist? Seriously he named his production company after a Ayn Rand book.