Anyone who crashes the pace car is a twat. The only acceptable excuse is a sinkhole. If the Earth opens up and swallows you, that's a Mulligan.

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So, when are you buying a Phaeton? They're starting to drop south of the $10K mark now.

That's worth it right there. I was just wondering why the hell my Ford can't have something like that. So simple.

Rain? Take the car. Snow? Ditto. Helmet hair? Don't be so vain (I'm bald, not an issue). Cop magnet? Don't ride like a squid (idiot). $1k for rider armor? Are you going into battle? Proper gear shouldn't cost that much. Girls with daddy issues? This is a problem?

It's all about trade offs.

When you buy an exotic, I wonder if there's an option you can tick off for $50,000 labelled "convenient excuses" in case you wreck. A covert representative gets notified of an accident, rushes over and lays down rubber marbles or releases pelicans.

If you want 70 mpg, your next car may be awesome, but not a car

yep. I'd support it so I could see top gear rip them a new one too!

If you can't drive around a corner in a $6k racing kart, you are a deaf-blind retard with no feet or hands.

Eh...i'd rather have this-

These videos always cut off at the wrong times. The Money Shot was seeing the drivers reaction after going over the damage. How he reacts to that will tell me much more about him than the 15 seconds leading up to that ever could.

Fuckin' hilarious. We cannot even afford to keep our roads funtional with cheap materials like asphalt and concrete but somehow we are going to shit enough money to pave the entire country with solar panels that can withstand fire, fuel, oil, other corrosives, massive trucks dropping loads, collisions and just a shit…

Thank you for being one of the heroes.

its not to far off from billboards for sex stores.

roads need to be repaired or replaced over time anyways so this could be an awesome option if these are everything they claim to be.

I just started a thread on Kickstarter to open a chain of marijuana dispenaries along these new roads. The details don't matter much when you hear the name: The Pot Hole.

This sounds like a great opportunity for a racing series. NASCAR could further improve its Pocono-based environmental credentials by paving the track with this technology, and could likely raise the funds in dogecoin.