He will turn into Beebo next week anyway, so...

No Beth, nothing will be worse than the Hawks. Ever. Amaya could start yelling “Hail Hydra” after revealing that she traded her love to Nate to Mephisto to save her aunt, while revealing that she was a clone the whole time, while punching a transdimensional wall (altering history), demanding Jean Paul Valley replace…

I will never be able to do anything better than this.

“Wow after all these months I’m finally going to see the finished product!”

And yet this douche, with all his love of transparency and self-deprication, can’t even respond to Jezebel’s request for a comment for this article.

You forgot the big ones: “climate” and “change.”

MSNBC looks the same as Foxnews if you can’t spell right.

Well maybe not the biggest...

A reasonable observer could look at the media supporting the GOP and figure this shit out quickly. If there’s an Alex Jones on the left, I haven’t heard of them.

People keep wanting to be in his movies because they’re always nominated for Oscars...because the Academy for ages has been full of old white dudes who love stories about old white dudes dating girls half their age.

I am sad that the house from the movie House didn’t make the cut:

I actually didn’t know, and was disappointed in myself. What have the last 15 years been for if not to get stuff like that right.

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

Meh. It’s all about the Raelians.

I am very popular, I will have you know.

“Six degrees of semantic separation”

You’re exactly right. If I met a guy who claimed he lived in my city but had to go on the road for 3 weeks, then who freaked out and tried that emotional blackmail shit on me when I had to reschedule a date, THEN confessed he’d lied, I’d be scared for my life.

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

He won’t know the difference.