This entire election is just an even bigger, nastier, muddier, more useless quagmire of wish-fulfillment dreaming, harassment, bickering and powers-that-be manipulating than any I can remember before. Just real proof that the whole government has become so thoroughly divorced from the real population it governs that…

A few years ago we had a housemate stay with us for a while who was a retired London “tube cop.” And from the stories and hints he gave us, that’s a whole other world down there. London city police defer to the “tube cops” on pretty much anything short of a terrorist attack, and basically the rule seems to be “if it…

Have to agree with Meredith Salenger and a few others I saw tweeting the sentiment: just because the Emmy winners for comedy series are in comedy, don’t screw with their big award moment with the funny names or other gags surrounding their portion of the show. They work hard, the crews and productions around their…

Yeah but on the flipside, when you’re starting out fresh, ever taken a look lately at the “fan servers” out there and the overall quality? Never mind if you can wade through thousands of clickbait sites and banner ad click generators and about a half million “top rated list” server parked pages...then see if you can…

I had really hoped for a lot from this remake, but of course it came nowhere near meeting hopes or expectations. One of the biggest early signs I saw from the first installment that warned me this was going to fail was how they inexplicably and unnecessarily took Mike’s historian role and just handed it over to Ben to…

People have already been doing this for years. On top of singing Smashmouth’s “All Star” lyrics over “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” It was cute when it was new. Two or three summers ago. Now it’s annoying. But considering it’s a karaoke show, go ahead and do it for you and your three friends who are the audience.

Father of four kids laid off and having turned down real job offers for this scam:

It sounds like this stuff is a spiritual synergy of stale Red Bull, fresh LaCroix, and the zombie tears of Gary Gygax.

Remember those halcyon, bygone pre-Internet days when your neighborhood tin foil hat-wearing, AR-15 masturbating conspiracy freaks were limited to the telephone and postal mail for trying to find like-minded insane fruitcakes states away? It used to be all you really had to worry about was a few people in each…

We’re gonna need a bigger shark.

I hate that this is almost becoming an example of a ‘rational’ police response, that they had him on his knees, guns drawn, but DIDN’T shoot him or try to take the camera from the observer on the scene.

Only thing that sadly fazes me about implementing this is...this is literally what all the alt-right uber-conservative crankjobs have been screaming was already happening—open medical aid and help to undocumented immigrants.

I’d be fine with it going back to Darrell Hammond. Hammond was always awesome as Clinton and his Trump is solid.

It’s because of her age and weight. Period. There’s simply no way a ‘hot’ girl in the same outfit would’ve offended any but the nastiest, dried-up old prune-biddy of a creature (and they tend to go hit MCL, not Golden Corral). While I know there are different conventions in different places, I live near a Golden…

I just started DoorDash delivering myself. Nice gig, little funky to work out the best flow for things. I dig it. But I can definitely see where being ignorant of how a restaurant layout works can bite you in the ass. At some Chipotle and similar locations, they have a shelf set near the front pickup counter where…

I get that he’s gonna put his foot in his mouth at times (that purty mouth)...but seriously? I follow the guy myself, and the examples you showed all sound pretty much on the right side of history here, and the couple you cite where he is a little problematic? He’s responded to those. He’s willing to learn. And he’s…

I’ve tried to think of him in terms of the sad scarred man-inner-child that will never, ever, EVER grow up from out the umbra of evil that truly was his father. I mean, he and his siblings were all clearly little more than walking carbon repositories for tax exemptions and loophole allowances as far as ole’ Fast…

“The violent spinning experienced by the poor woman was reportedly caused by air turbulence from the helicopter’s rotor,”

This has always been a big reason why—when I’ve courted the wild and wholly longshot-to-ridiculous-Powerball-odds fantasy of making a go for an SNL spot—I have held back in trying for the big ring. Aside from the production process of the show already (the writing, pitching, reading, rehearsing, prop-and-costuming,…

If I hadn’t long ago thought the anti-choice movement was hypocritically, ethically, morally and logically just full of so much horseshit, it was definitely sealed with the Terry Schiavo situation.