You know....I’d buy that if we didn’t live in an age of the internet, on top of the fact that it’s not as if actors operate in a total lonely vacuum. There are agents, assistants, PR firms, managers, studio heads...there are entire microcosms of people around a given celebrity who would be invested in knowing or…

You DO know what hyperbole is, don’t you dipshit?

“But there’s a longer video showing—”
“Were they there for a pro-life march to take away women’s autonomy over their own bodies?”
“Yeah, but—”
“Were they almost entirely white, upper-middle-class cisgender males?”
“Well, sure, but—”
“Were they in the majority wearing bright red ‘Make America Great Again’ hats?”
“Yeah but—”
“I…

This seems like “erotic fiction” in a magazine for Skynet to jack to.

Probably just long enough to lean to Pence and mutter “Well, at least the STATUE’S white...”

Meanwhile, wonder what Mr. Pence’s attitude is about Muslim education schools in the U.S.

What bugs me is the fear that “Christian schools” like this will or already are code for essentially “conversion therapy camps” and “pray the gay away” classes being operated in broad daylight. Obviously statistics demand that…

“Hey Hoops...ever notice people die in alphabetical order?”

(in case you don’t know this one: Joel Murray to John Cusack in the hilarious One Crazy Summer)

I’ve been fast roller coastering about my thoughts on his chances. A few weeks ago I flat-out said “I’d be amazed if he makes 33" (33 of course being my Belushi-Farley Magic Number Threshold). He still has a ways to go and he may slip—it’s a lot of pressure to be in SNL and he’s on top of that a pretty good standup…

Latest longer video clip releases though are quickly showing this is a trickier situation to interpret. The shorter out-of-context clips we’ve been ranting about suggest this narrative. But there are some other elements such as some pretty racist hollering at these kids by the self-identified “Hebrew Israelites” that…

Seems a bit silly to even offer this as a hack, since as immediately is pointed out, clearly the manufacturers/installers know this and the relevant side to use this on faces in to protect the people within the screening. Who would ever necessarily want to look OUT from their own frosted glass? And if so, there are…

I dunno...it sounds solid and I’m sure it works enough times it couldn’t hurt to try it...but most people in my experience just don’t really seem to be on-the-clock anymore. You show up five minutes till, one of your friends shows up perpetually ten minutes after, a last minute invite scrambles to get dressed so…

One minor factor that I don’t see get as much mention when people are now talking about his coming back, amongst clubs who book him and audiences paying to seek him out...I’m embarrassed still at the members of the comedy community who defended him or even muddied the waters when it wasn’t yet a confirmed thing. It…

Wait, so her defense is to say that literal branding, as in “burning initials into peoples’ living flesh, sometimes while holding them down so they can’t stop you,” is the same as the metaphoric branding by Scientology of people who leave as ‘dissidents’?

The way you do anything is inherently a reflection of your attention and/or ability to do it, period. Bad grammar and presentation may not mean you’re a bad coder, but it DOES mean you’re less devoted to getting one right than the other, and if nobody in the company is working to shore up individual strengths and…

First off: “female”-presenting nipples is pretty much the most sexist and misogynist overt terminology to finally just admit it’s not about anatomy, it’s about women and the people (men) who can’t responsibly handle finding them at all attractive.

Second: yeah, I agree, Tumblr is dead. Because frankly I never got what…

I think Hammer made a good point, but it was the wrong and incorrect application. Take a selfie of yourself in front of the California wildfires? Take a selfie of yourself at the scene of some mass shooting? Yeah, those are asshole ways of drawing horrors to make them about yourself.

But posting photos of yourself WITH…

My very first ‘adult job’ out of high school, the summer before starting college, I worked at the Victoria’s Secret call center in Columbus, Ohio.

Yeah. A seventeen-year-old guy with a bass voice, sitting there night after night, the 4:30pm-1:00am shift, including Saturdays, taking orders for Taylor thong and panty…

They might be abusing some new technical gew-gaw, but all this really is is yet another unoriginal turn of the old “Fake bank link” scam for swiping idiots’ information. Maybe if there wasn’t that 1-2 percent of mouthbreathers still falling for this shit they’d stop and move on to a real job.

Seriously, I’m fucking…

Look, I know that any public figure associated with a controversial situation gets marred, mud-slung and even death threats if the situation is intense enough.

But ever notice how the alt-righteous are the only ones that go straight to the murder threats? Or more appropriately, ever notice how maybe both sides have…

Yeah, this definitely seems like something that would instantaneously grate against my nuts like a freshly sharpened cheese shredder. Spontaneity and fun are all well and good, but it’s mass public transit not your goddamned party car on the Chattanooga Choo-Choo.