Okay, you take your Aztek over there and you take your PT Cruiser convertible over there and drive towards each other REAL fast.  Let’s see what happens!  NFD.

ERIK

This isn’t the only thing they’re doing. 

You misspelled Audi.

The coffee

They’d have to be French, right?

Because that ignore the fundamental way that people buy cars.

When purchasing a vehicle, a major consideration isn’t about what someone will do, but about what they COULD do, and about how they want to look (not) doing it.

Show of hands, who saw the byline and just assumed it was a Bug?

Oof.  That wood trim is a full-on eye assault.

The 2.0 engine in the sky redline is fantastic. You picked about the worst thing to criticize about the cars...if there is one thing GM does decent, it’s engines. The body panels, interior quality, etc  are all terrible, but the chassis and drivetrain are solid.

Massachusetts tried to pass a right to repair bill back in 2010 and failed. But it succeeded this year

Bet that was going to be one hell of a Festivus!

It presents well... but so does my car and I drive the hell out of it. These aren’t like grandpa vette’s that are putzed around in. People who buy these drive them HARD and those that mod them drive them HARDER. The fact that it doesn’t look like it’s tagged a curb or tree just means the driver was decent at avoiding…

This CAN happen. The other day I squeezed the ketchup too hard and it blurped the entire marching anthem of the North Vietnamese Army. My grandpa started screaming and emptied a can of pepper spray into the dog’s face and my mom got so upset she threw up in the shape of a Totenkopf. It’s so crazy how fluids just…

“I’m sorry you’re offended by my behavior. I also have black friends, so I’m totally not racist.”

This is the ugliest thing out of BMW literally ever.

But that’s perfectly reasonable. 

Covered here? A blog not specifically oriented to such things? That many people here might not have seen?

Stoked to have you onboard, dude. Can’t wait to see what manner of shenanigans you get up to.

Where are we all meeting up for Jalopnik’s first massive multi-bike head-to-head motorcycle test?