I feel like they just keep him around to get roasted.

There must be a conversion chart somewhere, because Canada uses metric years.

It’s little esoteric nuggets like this that keep me from completely losing faith in Jalopnik.

I don’t get the hate for the electric Hummer. It seems like the best type of vehicle to electrify. People are going to drive Hummer sized vehicles whether they run on gas, diesel, fry oil, recycled Kia Sephias, babies, or electricity. NOTHING will infringe upon our RIGHT to own THE BIG CARS. There’s no reason for them…

I think it’s an expensive monument to conspicuous consumption paying lip service to conservation efforts.

The Cybertruck makes the Cybertruck look like an angular silver turd. 

there are pontiac aztek fan clubs, so not surprised 

Also, this was apparently “a thing”

“Thermal Event” is some top-grade bullshit lawyer talk.

This V-63 Sedan is claimed in its ad to be a well-preserved survivor, having never been restored.

It’s got four doors. Is there something I’m missing?

I believe the point is that the cost to install and remove the package is so negligible that they don’t even have grounds to charge a fee, let alone refuse a refund.

I don’t think he’s suggesting it should be free, I think he’s saying Tesla shouldn’t be making it this difficult to request a refund or unintentional purchases, or purchases that a buyer quickly realizes they don’t want. I can call Amazon or Apple and get a refund for software purchases in about five minutes. Tesla…

I’m not saying they shouldn’t be compensated for the software--of course they should! But they should also have a reasonable return policy since it really costs them nothing to do so. If people want it, they should pay for it. If they don’t they shouldn’t be railroaded into buying it.

I say this as the trapped ghost of a noted sleazeball: this comment’s weird focus on underage girls is creepy as fuck.

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

I imagine all those entities coming together in a dark cave plotting against Tesla. Then the roof just falls off by itself and they're just like, "Nah, let's wait." 

I imagine you’re always under the listed speed limit when you’re enjoying yourself.

I enjoy driving my truck as well, even if it’s not off road or pulling a trailer.