How the fuck is Storm Duck beating Dr. Trentington Outhouse?

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

He’s still getting underpaid

Most are your average ho-hum worker exploitation factories. Only one is doing damage to the public trust. Fuck you Sinclair Broadcast Group.

Eau de humanity

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

My wife is the exact opposite. No matter what restaurant we go to, she will order a Caesar salad with chicken. I will order the restaurant’s speciality and she will eat about half of her salad then pick off samples of my meal and regret not ordering it.

There’s this handy feature on your mouse called a “scroll wheel” that can be used to move past things you don’t give a shit about. You appear to have used the “left click” button instead, and that’s why you’re here reading about something you don’t care about.

Clemens - 72%

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

The Mountain had a 28-3 lead!

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

In unrelated news, Murthel Groenhart has been named an honorary Turkish citizen.  

With a goal and a fight last night, Malkin was only a rigging of a US presidential election away from the Vladimir Putin Hat Trick.

Fuck the Pens.

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

Hanzo/Widow mains are pure unfiltered AIDS in videogame form. And I don’t tnink I am overstating things by saying that.

I can’t wait to see what ESPN’s NHL reporters to have to say about this.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.