“What a load of garbage. Fighting is an integral part of the game to protect your star players from taking cheap hits, like when we played the Red Wings during Gordie Howe’s rookie year and he leveled Maurice Richard with a cross check from behind. So Dick Irvin looks at me on the bench and gives me the nod to take…

Never forget

Tebow, by contrast, looks exactly like someone who learned how to hit by looking really intensely at a pile of baseball cards and working backwards from there.

“Make sure you turn off any interfering devices like your mobile phone. Enjoy your Switch, and look forward to our mobile app for communicating with friends!”

Three if you count Ecopoint Antarctica.

What a bold suggestion

What a bold suggestion

“if the diamond patch that some backpacks have on their front.”

A member of the South Carolina Secessionist Party asked my sister out once, but she turned him down. Said they were way too many red flags.

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

In Soviet California Bol smokes basketball players.

Such a comprehensive burn, my goodness. +1

Really? No one? Ever?

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION! This is my favorite show and I’ve seen every episode numerous times. The fact that you have The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention so low is upsetting to say the least.

This list is horrible. Frank’s Brother is by far the worst episode, The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention is the best.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

“What’s attendance mean?”

2 men enter, 1 man pees

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.