I was afraid I wasn’t going to get the response I was fishing for. Thank you for support in these trying times.

“Nine Argentine athletes perished today in the Olympic village housing when the floor unexpectedly collapsed.”

Or was it Lord Palmerston? I always forget.

I can’t blame him. I know almost nothing about England’s history.

I have no idea what Berni Ecclestone looks like. So when I saw the header image I thought the person on the left was the mother-in-law.

Two or three more of these incidents and I might begin to wonder if Aldon Smith is, in fact, a damn idiot.

I think Stephen A has too much makeup on. He looks like a crayon.

Notice how all of the black men killed by police over the last couple of months weren’t playing Pokemon Go? Based on my observed sample size, I can say with 100% certainty that Pokemon Go stops you from being shot by police.

That’s just what the bank robber wants you to think!

I believe the story, but I can’t bring myself to believe that tweet.

*sigh*

It was in jest. Chill duder.

It was in jest. Chill duder.

I bought a pair of Asics running shoes last night!

I bought a pair of Asics running shoes last night!

When will kids stop being pansies and realize they are subhuman garbage deserving the scorn of their elders?

NOT SHAUN OATMAN!

81% of Americans agree that hitting your head on stuff hurts your head.

Out of curiosity, can you see this response? My post appears to have disappeared entirely from the article, and I’ve never seen that happen before.

Huh. My post on this article was completely hidden. I didn’t even know they did that. Disappointing.

I actual wrote a book on normal parents homeschooling!

Agreed. Those are not the ones I own either. They were just the first that came up on Amazon.

Agreed. Those are not the ones I own either. They were just the first that came up on Amazon.