I’m sorry. I take my leftover storage very seriously.

I’m sorry. I take my leftover storage very seriously.

I will latch your casket into an early grave!

I will latch your casket into an early grave!

To hell with plastic/rubber press down lids!

To hell with plastic/rubber press down lids!

If Aroldis Chapman, as opposed to throwing baseballs, instead threw hand grenades, he would be arrested.

Richardson himself represents special teams.

“Geno Smith”

What? Your pecs don’t migrate north during the summer?

Unless it measures grit and fundamentals I don’t care about it.

Communists infiltrating the media. Better or worse than the Jews infiltrating the media?

I will never understand the staunch defense of a practice that nobody, anywhere, ever actually liked. Seriously. Does anyone know a single person that actually liked scheduling games on New Year’s Eve?

Couldn’t find a professional athlete Don?

I started hyperventilating a bit.

Dude. Free child labor is like 95% of the reason to even have a family.

“What’s the worst that can happen?”

“The documents are part of a court battle in which Penn State is trying to recoup from its insurance provider millions of dollars paid out in settlements to Sandusky’s victims.”

The Squatty Potty really should be the official deal of prime day. It represents everything prime day stands for!

The Squatty Potty really should be the official deal of prime day. It represents everything prime day stands for!

STOP LINKING ME TO THIS SHIT DEADSPIN.

After reading it I just squinted at the screen for 10 seconds and wondered aloud “what the hell was the point of that?”

Baby grand or GTFO.

Which has nothing to with this scenario, sooooo....