Umpires are notoriously prickly and self righteous. This had EVERYTHING to do with the umpire’s feelings. Don’t kid yourself.

Gotta protect the umpire’s feelings.

“Even a blind watch finds a squirrel twice a nut.”

This is very vague, poorly defined category.

Sure you could kick a ball 60 yards. Or you could flip a bat infinity yards.

What beer pairs well with spending the day with your sister’s boyfriend that you don’t particularly care for?

Get a credit card. Only use it to fill your gas tank (assuming you have a car). Pay it off in full every month.

Sepp Blatter is the only name I recognize, so I went with that.

The cop that shot Castile will be held accountable for his actions.

Screw Dwyane Wade. He can drag his weird shaped head back to Miami or Denver or wherever. This Bulls team sucks butt and I hate it.

Bulls - Knicks games are going to be appointment television this year. I can’t wait.

Little do they know that he left an upper-decker in the security staff’s bathroom.

3.2% ABV beer!?

Dude from ESPN actually has ‘hack’ in his name.

He spent all that sweet, sweet paralympic money on his diamond encrusted toilet plunger collection.

Shoulda been longer.

I had the same issue. There is a poll with radio buttons in the body of the article, but it doesn’t show up when I am using Firefox. If I open Chrome and access the same article, the poll selection box shows up.

Wasn’t the ass eating at a Lions game?

Hallowed be the man who puts another man through a folding table.

I know next to nothing about cars. Is it possible to stance the wheels to angle in instead of out?