Hey man. It’s a known fact that wearing a great players jersey increases your skills in correspondence with that great player.

I like Tom Thibodeau, and really hope the Timberwolves making him president of basketball operations doesn’t lead him down a similar path to Doc.

The article for loss 69 will come with high expectations.

The one loss that can be celebrated year round!

Kevin Durant has the right to make whatever choice wants, and I have the right to call him a wee baby bitch for it.

The league should have colluded to shove Durant to the Eastern conference.

I just wish Durant had gone somewhere in the Eastern conference. While the finals and West playoffs were dramatic, the East playoffs were the dullest I can remember.

LIKE A BITCH!

Funny money free agency rules, and I will accept no deniers.

Wait, what? Carter got shit for going to his graduation? By whom? That’s utterly insane.

That dunk tho!

“Sure, whatever. I can’t do this anymore.”

Great! Now you’re gonna bring the chitterling and durian defenders out of the woodwork.

Hey look! A flimsy excuse to post this!

Quickly scrolling through, all I could think was “Why the hell is Mozgov holding a spray bottle?”

Where did that little girl find $100 to slip under the table to the judge?

I hear he is naming his impending son after two of his favorite Chicago athletes. I am sure he can’t wait to welcome little Shaw Kerr into this world.

Back injuries are bad news. That kind of thing lingers.

DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME LEARN A THING!

I wonder if weed increases your resistance to zika.