Just like with the Blackhawks, we get to sit around hoping that the owner’s death puts someone more competent at the top.

I’m not sure what to think about this. Let’s check Wikipedia.

76ers: When tanking fails.

NO! You always work from the top down to preserver cleanliness!

“She describes herself ... “very pro-limited government.””

You obviously mis-read that sentence.

USA Men’s Basketball in Rio is going to end up like the softball episode of The Simpson.

The Brexit is nearly identical to the dougie. The only difference being the part where you punch yourself in the face.

I hope Thibs wins a title in Minnesota and GarPax commits seppuku in shame.

Teams like the Patriots definitely have a lot of subterfuge in their comments and dealings with the media. But they are very careful in what they do, and more importantly do not, say. At least in such a way that you come away knowing where they stand, even if they didn’t actually say much.

“The Celtics went after Butler, the Chicago Tribune reports, but couldn’t or wouldn’t meet the Bulls’ asking price.”

Well no shit. Go team (but fuck the owner) is pretty much ubiquitous throughout sports.

That is a seriously top heavy nominee list. I don’t see how it can’t be a dead heat between Cowherd and Steven A.

This article will answer your question better than I ever could:

“I’m taking my sex belt to New York.”

Huh. I have never heard anyone refer to the car’s manufacturer logo as a ‘badge’ before. Learn something new.

What was David Blatt doing on Sunday?

Did you know that Joseph A Bank locations are not actually banks? The more you know.

Did you know that Joseph A Bank locations are not actually banks? The more you know.

FINALLY! The critical element to unlocking Fred Hoiberg’s offense!

Too bad I can’t get out of the grays to save my life.