I was shocked when they gave Tyronn Lue a 3 year contract. After launching Blatt I thought the obvious course of action was elevate an interim head coach and hire Thibedeau in the off season. That team needs a strong coach, and think they would have been scary under Thibs.

Blow it up. Hoiberg was a terrible nepotism hire from the beginning. The front office has horribley botched multiple decisions over the last few years. This team needs a house cleaning, full stop.

Do we really need this kind of hyperbole? Its not a mortal sin. Merely an unforgivable faux pas.

Congratulations! You are the last person on the planet to see a tweet.

Seriously. All I see is a neverending expanse of Red Sox jersey.

Literally no cooking method can beat frying the egg in the leftover drippings from the bacon you just made.

“The Western Conference finals are going to be an epic, Project X-ian rager of a series.”

Some people would use a time machine to make the world a better place. Some would use it for selfish gains. I would use it settle all time sports debates.

Back in my day he would take a tire to the head during the next race.

Fucking Oakland!?

Rimjob is more like it!

Poked in the brown eye is more like it!

That seems like too high of a number. I’m just gonna bust out my abacus here.

Fuck Marshall. His victim blaming press conference a couple years ago where he handed out a pamphlet of dirt on his accuser was beyond despicable. I was happy to see this asshole leave Chicago.

That dude needs to get away from that fifth grader’s haircut. Yikes.

I haven’t seen a finish on a swing that good since Carlos Delgado.

When someone recently asked me what female characters had speaking lines in the original trilogy, I completely blanked past Leia and Luke’s aunt. So I had no clue this women even existed, much less had a name, until someone pointed her out.

That Toshi Station merchant is a man of his word. Those power converters will stay there on the ‘Reserved Merchandise’ rack until that asshole Skywalker kid comes and picks them up.

I hope the Pirates get pounded in the wild card game again.

That glove is a real club house leader, I’ll tell you what.