How pissed off is Frank Jobe about this whole thing?

My only regret from this NBA season is that we won’t get to watch a trash ass seven seed Bulls team sweep the Raptors.

I should make some after-lunch coffee...

I will forever hate Rondo winning a game by punching Brad Miller in the head. I have no problem picking the dumbest hill to die on.

Fuck the Pats.

“His charges were definitely more engaged and motivated last night as compared to last week’s debacle against this same Guatemalan team, and while not practicing the Guardiola-esque possession-based game he so often promised to implement, you could see in his tactics the kind of high pressing game that is even more…

“DMDCITH.” (Drivin My Damn Car Into Tim Hortons)

He is a hero who tried to rid the world of bad coffee! I for one will not sit here and listen to this slander. I’m going to go drive a car into a Tim Hortons out of solidarity!

“I’m just gonna start a controlled burn to limit the original fire’s damage.”

Is his hair’s volume increasing with time?

I don’t know why Coach K even denied it. He should embrace the douche smarm persona and drive that shit into the ground.

Just stick it in the fridge you fuckin weirdo.

In a publicly funded stadium it makes sense that the city can ban whatever the heck they want. In a privately owned stadium though, I agree that they shouldn’t be able to ban smokeless tobacco.

Piece of shit deserves to spend the rest of his life in prison.

I look forward to when they don’t play eachother in the playoffs because they were both first round outs.

Just be happy it hasn’t been given a ‘gate’ suffix yet.

Kenny Williams just pulled off his best roster move in a decade.

Don’t bag on a guy just because he’s a huge Joakim Noah fan.

*Squints at screen*

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