An hour long commute to work is the primary reason. (hour and 15 when traffic sucks)

Getting up at five in the morning has completely killed my ability to watch prime time sports. Weekend day games or bust.

Don’t worry pal. I’ll link the io9 breakdown for you when it inevitably gets posted.

There’s a poop joke in here that I am struggling to push out.

Micro-transactions let you get precedents that align with your views to make the game easier. Just like real life!

You could say this argument became.....acrimonious!

If people were spending this much time and effort dissecting my tweets, I would start getting purposefully dense and cryptic for fun.

Check out the vacant, gormless look on that kid’s face. That dude may have saved him from blunt force trauma, but nothing can save him from the burns he is going to receive in school.

I get crazy levels of schedenfraude from nepotism guys crashing and burning, so here’s to the Falcons going 5-11 this year due to an inept offense!

Let me know when the 65" goes on sale.

Let me know when the 65" goes on sale.

If you take the “intellectual property rights don’t exist” argument to its logical conclusion, you end up in a bad place.

I really, REALLY must know how this team stacks up to the 80's Celtics!

If yesterday they had not yet inked the deal with the Cubs, coming out hard against the rumor only serves the purpose of burning a potential deal. By waiting until another deal was actually on paper, the agent gets to raise his own stock with other players in the league by looking strong in his defense of a client.…

Dude probably only eats White Castle and drinks 7.5 oz cans of soda.

That dude really reminds of the bad guy from Kindergarten Cop.

A good parent would back hand the child that thought Dwight Howard was any damn good.

Tries to break up the fight. Blows out his ACL.

Chain mail yamakas are bad ass!

Chain mail yamakas are bad ass!

South Africa’s Tokyo Sex Whale?

Darn it. I guess this means they will not be willing to publish my new long form piece “Who is Jeff Arnold?”