The compensation is a big issue. YMMV state to state, but in NJ, you’re paid medieval serf wages to serve. I’m not sitting out on a week’s pay so I can make $19 instead.

You don’t know what you are talking about. The most profitable cows are healthy clean comfortable cows. Cows produce more milk when lying down because blood flow is increased to the udder. Cows prefer to lie down in clean spots. The best bedding system used for cows is sand, which is also very good for milk quality…

I support raw milk. Specifically, I support letting idiots shit themselves inside out rather than putting them in jail.

Not so much a “tru-coat” story but my worst dealership experience happened about a year ago when a sales manager and our salesman physically blocked us (wife and I) from leaving. Very long story, but the guys were still trying to close the sale after we repeatedly told them we were not interested as we walked to the…

Don't exaggerate- Gap is usually around $500, which would add about $10/month to your payment. The only way it would add 3 grand is if you financed the car for 10 years at 20% interest.

The way that dude blanches just before he blurts out “fucking liar” is just so god damn perfect.

I'm not so sure I agree 100% with your police work there, boa

Favorite part of the whole damn movie! I love how he loses his shit, does the mini walk of shame to retrieve the scraper, and calmly resumes scraping... Kind of like me working in the garage.

This post needs more TruCoat.

Except we kinda do, dOOntcha know.

That kid who looked like Kenny Powers, holy fucking shit I’m dying

Minnesota having a real strong month on Deadspin. Love it.

Why would they have a tortilla in Minnesota? It’s rolled lefse and pickled herring.

One of these guys definetly killed Theresa Halbach

So, high school goes until age 23 in Minnesota?

He was just trying to get back to Dogkato.

For whatever it’s worth, St. Peter, Minnesota is literally the worst place I’ve ever been. Even a college named Gustavus Adolphus can’t save it.

You can hear him say it, too.

You can see him say when he stands up “my dick came out”.