some of yall mofuckas wearing CORAL and NOT ORANGE.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

Federal scientist here. The raw data we collect has to go through a time-consuming check/approval process before it’s fit for public consumption because people rely on that data for recreation/agriculture/infrastructure/construction. Our data is also collected and transmitted via telemetry, which like NASA’s, isn’t…

this is a wonderful twete

“I never claimed to be ‘John Baron.’”

You forgot the bit where cops in riot gear help light the fires.

Plus, You didn’t do a good job motherfucker. You did a terrible job.

It’s like when you’re 12 and your mom told you to clean your room before she got home from work. You obviously spend all day not doing it and then spring to frantic action shoving all your crap in your closet the second you hear your garage door open.

“I never said six!”

Extra buck for chips? Who are you? A Saudi royal?

Are they planning on driving the empties to Michigan to collect a dime instead of a nickel?

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back?

This is partially true, but as we’ve seen, Trump is also rallying the inbred, uneducated, racist faction of the nation’s population who either already voted Republican to keep down the blacks and Muslims and Mexicans, or didn’t vote before because no candidate was vocally enough against the blacks, Muslims, and…

I swear to god the dude cannot do ONE FUCKING THING like a normal person.

A small town? A series of inexplicable murders?

There was no magical time in the past where people were mostly good. There have been horrible people since before recorded history. We just live in an age where information is widely transmitted and thus we are aware of more of these horrible people.