And here’s where she tells the truth:

*I hope this isn’t offensive coming from a white woman.

Wait, was this in the car or the restaurant? This is kind of sloppily written.

Obama still tops Jordan with his burn.

Public Schools benefitted me by making me smart enough to not vote for Trump.

Harriet Tubman is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

Conversely the best day to take it up again.

Be fair. After all those years of marriage, he suddenly realized something was missing from her.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Hitler and Mussolini were democratically elected. Care to revise your opinion?

I was raised by decent yet extremely flawed parents who refused to see nuance and clear morality. My dad and mom voted for Trump. They are dead to me. This is not a disagreement. This is war against fascist dictatorship. There is no room for debate. I am heartbroken but will not capitulate to bigots and fascists,…

In the United States, we’ve been primed to believe that wealth comes from hard work and intelligence. Since Trump is wealthy, this line of thought goes, he must be pretty smart. And, he’s saying the things his supporters “are all thinkings”. Isn’t that what we kept being told during the campaign? “He says what I’m…

Back when it looked like Clinton was going to win, I was planning to propose the day after the inauguration as a national “Laugh at Donald” day. Now we get to laugh at him for four years, or until he’s impeached and/or gets so upset he decides to start a nuclear war (probably with California, at this rate).

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

I actually think the fallout from the election of Trump will be a long-term benefit for our country. People have been reminded how active participation is required to buoy a democracy.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

This utter inability to stop fighting this battle tells you all you need to know about him. Even another president in cahoots with Putin would publicly drop this and go along with the American line of hating the guy. His stubborn ass will. not. let. it. go. because he always has to be right.

“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent?”

Somewhere in the Senate halls, Al Franken can be heard banging his head gently on his desk.