So ironic that the candidate least suited to address these issues was the only one smart enough to campaign on them.

He’s the fuckhead frat boy who realizes that he has to impress the steering committee of alumni to become head of the House, after which, he can go back to beer pong because, hey, he’s just doing it to pad his resume and network, dude.

As I’ve mentioned elsewhere, I’m Texan. When Rick Perry (of all people) is the one congressional hearing that isn’t giving you nightmares, then yep, we’re all still pretty fucked.

I like how this piece goes from smooth, collected annoyance to fuck it fuck this fuck everyone fuck fuck fuck.

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

Jesus in the sheets, Baphomet in the streets.

This apparently includes the DOJ’s 25 Violence Against Women grant programs.

I’d pick Olivia Munn over my family too. And my family is great.

And these are the people who claim to be Christians.

This Olivia is a “beard” shit is unbelievable as well. If he were gay, why would he pick a very famous actress for his cover? Any anonymous hot girl would better fill the bill with much less scrutiny. I would also add that she probably makes as much money as he does, so what are the “wrong” reasons his family is…

hello everyone sidney ponton here. curt is strong and smart and he is my friend

Rodgers is a good dude. I mentioned this in the other article where this family thing (which is 100% his family’s fault, they’re far-right whackjobs and fameballs) came up but there was an incident a few years ago when the NFL was holding a moment of silence for the victims of the terror attacks in Paris and some…

That, and sometimes family just sucks. Speaking from experience, I moved a thousand miles away to not have to deal with my family on the daily.

“WHERE’S OUR MEAL TICKET, AARON????” -his family

Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

I especially love that they’re in front of a house in the suburbs with the city skyline in the background; a dig at Trump’s “inner cities” dog whistle.

I actually do. I wait a season and rent the DVD’s from the library. I hate being behind, but it’s better than actual piracy. But I do resent that I can’t find GoT on Netflix or Hulu or Amazon Prime streaming or any of the other services, because I do pay for those and would be glad to give my eyeballs to any of them.

I agree. For years I pirated BBC shows, because there was no fucking way to view them in the United States. And I felt absolutely zero remorse about that.

Same here, I guess. I won’t pirate or buy pirated movies, but for a lot of people it’s hard to break out the violin for them when it almost $50 for two people to go see what may turn out to be a crappy movie at a theater. That comes across to a lot of folks as a bigger dent to their pocket that piracy does to a…

I care, but when studios don’t pay attention to the market and release their product in a restricted manner, I feel a whole lot less sympathetic about it. I’d be fine paying a bit for a product I want to see, but I’m not going to go get an whole HBO subscription for GoT which is the only place I can find it legally. I…