Old man Orange is gonna drink all the covfefe tonight and fall asleep on the man-made lap of his lover. Melanie will binge MSNBC and check in on Orange and Ivaka from time to time, I’m sure.

Does Georgia have the death penalty? Asking for Eurie and everyone else these murderers killed in their careers.

I stan Cardi because you stan so hard I got sucked into the Cardi-verse!

Ah, okay - thank you so much for this answer/detail. I may go take a look at his feed and see. I’ve seen his name pop up.. and I’ve seen comments from folk referencing him but never ventured over to the dark side, so to speak.

Isn’t it quite amazing that Omarosa is now historical? I mean.. she will be written about like all the rest of his corrupt crew.

In 9th grade Spanish II, I copied fifty vocabulary words on my left hand. The palm. Genius.

It’ll be one of these....

It is a great word. I think it is also.. Aesthetician which is also cool.

Oh, that’s tough. It’s a mood thing so, even? I know that’s a cop out..

At the part where he screamed in that high-pitched scream.. his body was on autopilot and he remembered the screams of those teen girls he and Clinton and Trump were raping...

Times OAC (old ass cracka) said “Jesus” 12

Hmm. That’s a good list.

Ha. Truth.

I’m honored that Idris is mentioned on my comment. Cuz I’m def older and much uglier than that snack <-- just learned that, am I using it right?

My esthetician saw a pic of me online that little Cali4life posted and... she sent me a text with her openings for next week with no other comments, damn her.

Why is he a fraud? (I only know him from this article and his tweets above). Is he purposely lying/misleading - that type of fraud? (sorry, it’s sat and no way do I want to venture to the twitter thing..

White people dump their elders in old folk homes so, nothing surprising about this.

You’re all over the brows. Must be that rich SoCal air.

Hear me out here: Sausage and eggs are better than bacon and eggs. @me.

Peggy is really Lena Dunham. Nice try, Lena.