Thank you for posting this. I've had the same thing — the same experience, and the same fear of its becoming impossible to turn off. Thank you for putting it so clearly.

Maybe we can start a Go Fund Me page to encourage participation.

They think it’s their lot in life to teach you something. They are assholes.

Black people, as a rule, don't go around pretending to be kinder, more ethical, or more just than other people.

Jehovah’s Witnesses use apps now to refine their stalking techniques. They let each other know what responses they’ve gotten at your house, and they can even show a shot of your street or property.

Rising from the dead to have a snack???

I grew up in New York, and I really thought that I had heard everything and nothing could bother me. Then someone called me a “granny-ass licker.”

Yes — they treat them as interchangeable: the Bible is the , and the Constitution is the Bible, dictated by God, not white, property-owning men with their own prejudices.

Paul says you have cooties.

Three people married this lipless, sanctimonious ogre?

There’s a face made for radio.

Every time I see her, I think of Kathy Bates in “Misery.” It’s like she and Mama June has a baby.

I think it’s really funny that he now has to actually comply with the tenets of his dopey faith, since he’s now so scared of getting caught, and has to spend the rest of his life trying to convince this woman to ever give him any poontang ever again. How does it feel to actually be celibate, Josh?

I once briefly dated a Greek man. After we had finished having sex, he told me that “in his village” I would be hanged for what we had just done. Charming.

“You’re preg-a-nant!” I miss Ruth Gordon. One of my friends is actually expecting now, and as soon as I heard I dropped her a note promising to be Minnie to her Rosemary.

Now, Rosemary Woodhouse’s experience is something you REALLY can’t buy!

I’ve never found him funny at all, so this doesn’t surprise me. I’ve always just thought of him as one of those people who think that because they call themselves a “comedian,” any piece of shit that comes out of their mouth is “funny” and beyond criticism.

Also, very passive-aggressive towards anyone who’s already given personalized clothing or toys.

“She’s going to cry now.”

Welcome to dealing with a person who’s addicted — you basically pass through the looking glass. Nothing rational, or caring, that you say will ever be received in that spirit; and you’ll be made to look like the person with the problem.