When I grew up my father was decades ahead of the “dad as an equal parent/partner” idea. In the late 70s/early 80s he was easily doing as much laundry/cleaning/cooking as my mother was and more than half of the child rearing. I remember visiting friends and being confused by their fathers’ lack of involvement in the…

Or, you know ... 1991 :)

I do too! I don’t know why it gets such a bad rap. It smells so nice and clean!

HEY NOW ... no need to compare the amazing smelling Drakkar Noir to Robin Thicke,

I adore this movie. It kind of freaks me out. Montgomery does off balanced extremely well.

1. Large statues
2. Birds
3. Deer
4. Clowns
5. Needles

But if I don’t have the 82 versions how will I find the sparkly burgundy creation that I felt made me as glamorous as Morgan Fairchild on Flamingo Road???

Just looking at that sampler case is getting me SO JEALOUS, and I am very rarely EVER jealous of something that someone else owns.

My six year old stepson has some issues with wiping, i.e. he is horrible at it, but he loves to be naked. Right before his bath one night he tried to crawl on top of our white duvet. I put the kibosh on it right quick and he hirried to his father sadly saying that I didn’t want him on the bed when he had no clothes…

Good luck and congrats!!!

If you are thinking about going hotel brunch reception route (which honestly I cannot recommend enough) I would ask what the group rate is. It would be rare for a place to not offer that. You might not get a private rooms as some spots arent equipt for that during a brunch, but hey! the extra folks add to the…

We had 19 people at our wedding and the whole thing was about $800. The ceremony was in this gorgeous state park ($75) and we just rented some chairs and a pillar ($37). We had a bouquet and then an “altar” arrangement (hence the pillar!) The flowers were pink peonies and yellow and orange ranuculas ($70). The hotel…

I may or may not have changed out of my wedding dress in the car on the way to the hotel and into my “eatin’ “ pants.

This brunch rocks! Grilled to order ny strips. Grilled shrimp. Crab bisque. And eggs benedict that aee THE BOMB (my personal favorite). And instead of cake, we shared a red velvet cake pop (and maybe a creme brulee). Everyone left fat and happy that day :D

My small wedding was planned on a Sunday morning just so we could have the “reception” at an all-you-can-eat champagne brunch that I love at a hotel. You gotta do you on your special day.

Good God I hate that too. I decided not to take my husband’s name because a. It’s a pain in the ass and b. Because I like my given name. He’s cool with it. I’m cool with it. WHY THE FUCK DOES MY NAME MATTER TO A BUNCH OF PLAY GROUP MOMS???

Who the hell looks at the compare to price?? I am a crazy huge fan of TJ Maxx, Marshall’s and HomeGoods and these two chuckleheads better not fuck anything up in my favorite stores.

Damn. You even correctly assigned the use of “hubs” to those damn scrapbooking bitches.

If I put those all in a sentence my hwad would explode :-(

“Hubby” is bad but the worst, THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST, is “Hubs.” I seriously have called friends out on the use of “hubs” in conversation. It is as bad as “moist” and “making love.”