That dress is dead cute and I would kill for it!

5’3”, big tits. I look absolutely ridiculous in maxi dresses. And I also wonder how easy a piece of clothing is when it is dragging on the ground when you wear it. I see this happening all the time to friends who wear them. My go-to comfy outfit? One of those foldover jersey skirts with a tshirt and flip flops.…

Her total payout was over one million but a portion of it would have been held back to be paid out over the course of her 4 year contract. So 500K over 4 years became 250K for roughly 3 days.

You know, this is the first time I have ever heard of someone else being allergic to celery! :D

No pix of Keri Russell’s amazing gown??? Her dress looked like a fucking DRAGON. Love it!

Had SJP not worn that ridiculous head dress I would have called her look lovely. Borrowing from Project Runway, the head dress makes it look costumey.

Now I did not have a ruler, but that thing was MASSIVE. Indeed, truly #blessed.

Yeah great. Ecudorian football. Nothing about the premier league being decided today with three matches to go?

I would lick smashed cupcake off this man’s feet.

I find it difficult to manage because celery gets put into so many recipes. And why I don’t know because I seem to remember it being pretty damn tasteless before my allergy developed.

Nope and nope! I had no car and no one was really interested in taking me back to Baltimore :)

Thanks for this post. I’m allergic to raw celery and have gotten no end of shit about it. In fact my grandmother was so convinced that it was nonsense she decided to slip some into some food and feed it to me. Cue a bad reaction and her defense was “who ever heard of a celery allergy???”

My high school sweetheart dumped me four days before my college graduation. When my floormates returned to our dorm they found me in a weepy heap and decided I needed a night out to cheer me up. What followed I mostly pieced together from photos .

It hurts me to look at it.

Holy shitballs. That picture is epically horrendous.

Well this is pretty ridiculous. It isn’t like schools provide healthy food for kids.

I was wracking and wracking my brain, trying to figure out how I knew the third guy. It’s Paris’s life coach from the Gilmore Girls!

Well we asked for no gifts since this is a second marriage for both of us and we need nothing at all, so nothing on gifts unless they want to get a card I guess? The ceremony is on a Sunday and the 20 people coming are all local so no time off work. If they decide to buy a new dress for a 15 minute ceremony that’s…

I won’t hold because my mama didn’t raise a fool, but it also wouldn’t surprise me.

I’m wondering if they may start doing some plus sized pieces now that the target pieces flew out of stock.