It is the only thing I can think of that is equal to how heinous his actions were.

While trying to get out of my office's parking lot one day, two cops decided to very speedily back the whole way up the alley I was trying to turn into. Even though I tried to back up quickly they managed to smash into my car. I had done nothing wrong in the accident but that didn't stop five cops from swarming me…

I would gladly put this guy's dick on a cinder block and drop another on top.

I would also like to offer my services. For the greater good.

HEY HEY HEY! No need to bring the goats into this ugliness

Met a guy on OKCupid and when I had a business trip near where he lived, we agreed to meet at my hotel and have dinner. First, the guy was 45 minutes late. Strike one. Next he was rude to our server. Strike two. Then he proceeded to spend the entire meal telling me about how much his house/car/watch cost. How a…

SUCCESS!! :D

Listen, we are talking Delaware here. DELAWARE. Delaware needs all the help it can get in the drama department.

Even as a woman of the world and knowing that size when soft is by no means an accurate indicator of size when hard ... that is one nicely sized dick.

Sweet Jesus, yes. Please.

There are few things on earth as wonderful as The Men of Football. So lean and sexy.

Enjoy the Beautiful Juan looking suave

The more the merrier!!! I'd be happy to catch you up. How long have you been out of the game???

Listen, there is no judgment here. Beautiful men make us to questionable things sometimes.

I shall accept the delicious Alonso and return a naked, muddy Bocanegra

I would love a friend to talk about football and hot footballers!!

I pray that this is what happens in the dressing rooms. Especially Juan Mata. Every month I google "Juan Mata nude." Nothing yet but I remain hopeful.

http://arsenal-mania.com/forum/viewtopi…

Middle of the page .. posted by Propa_Nut_Case. ENJOY!

Would I be allowed to do that?? I mean he is full on naked pulling his dong.

I am going to suggest you find the gif because watching the BOING! when it springs back after being pulled out is .... something.