And snapping black eyes!!!

By "worst", do you mean "the best"? BECAUSE THEY ARE.

That is a beautiful gift. I hope someone got that on video :D

I do not want to be That Person ... but her body was much softer then. That is all I will say.

LOL I never considered Love Boat anything other than a sitcom :D

Were they only looking at dramas? I don't think I saw any dramas listed above.

There is nothing that tops Dynasty in so many ways:

I cannot hear the Love Boat theme without imagining the parade of late 70s/early 80s actors during the credits. They were always the most random people. Love it.

Fuck lyrics. Where is Sanford and Son???

Much like birds, bird attorneys are wily.

That is really not a good look. I would ALMOST be willing to believe she is pregnant because she looks so much fuller in the face. Girl hasn't looked like that in over a decade.

It is like Leprechaun Era Jennifer Aniston. It's kind of freaking me out.

From what year is that picture of Jennifer Aniston??? Good lord ...

Why do you hate America?

Grandpas. Grandpas eat Good & Plentys. No one else.

I've always had a weakness for men who specialize in bird law.

I am absolutely NOT saying that. After all, where else can you pick up all your saucy tshirts, filthy cards, trucker hats and cheap sexual aides under one roof???

You're really overthinking this. It is obviously a tasteless gag gift, much like the crap you find at Spencers.

I'd give the huffy "it was football before the Americans took over the name" but I'm too damn tired. Just consider the lecture completed, thanks.

I already share this link on FB and warned all 72 of my friends that if they try this bullshit with me, I will cut them and then delete their shredded asses.

Flames. Flames, on the side of my face.