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Fair enough! I imagine he knows Amber Heard well enough to know how she’d react. My reaction would not have been “go on a television show and laugh about it”, so I do judge based on that (though some of my previous comment is hyperbole, admitted)

“just like the cool, nice guy you always imagined Momoa to be.”

I never said grow all of your own food, you might note. Even victory gardens were about reducing the demand on the food supply network, not replacing it. I can’t realistically grow the quantity of wheat I eat in a year, obviously, but I can grow and can enough tomatoes that the amount I need to buy throughout the year

There’s a lot of trial and error for sure! I’ve been growing for a decade and I still have failures and learn new tricks every year. It can be harder in containers, since they require more watering to keep from drying out and feeding to maintain nutrient levels. 

I know that this whole series of sites has the bad habit of thinking that NYC is the entire world, but the other ~97% of the US population could also consider growing their own food and/or composting food scraps (both of which tie in together). A fair amount of vegetables can be grown on a balcony in a pot, and those

Oh god, with lies about everything. Like no, Karen, you can’t actually “never buy avocados again” by sprouting that avocado pit. It’ll take like twenty years to even get a decent tree and will probably never fruit.

Pretty much all infant pants are just tiny little leggings

The other brain-eating parasite, Naegleria fowleri, has been found in Minnesota lakes and there’s been at least one death that I know of. They’re in the north, maybe not all states, but it’s spreading somehow or another.

Don’t worry, there’s also Sassy Corn!

I’m in that exact age group. My husband STILL tries to buy me shit from the Pink line, which I have repeatedly told him is for teenagers and I can’t stand.

Thought or wished?

Blood thinners are for blood clots, not blood pressure. Otherwise, yasss

That’s funny, I too think no sacrifice is too great.. to prevent my daughter from being sexually assaulted at some point in her life.

I work two jobs, my husband works full time and goes to school for his RN. We can’t afford daycare. Our daughter is watched by a cobbled together combination of his mom, his dad (both live nearby), my mom, occasionally my dad (both live 3 hours away), and sometimes friends who feel sorry for us and we pay with beer or

I’ve been a donut-lover for 28 years and it’s a huge part of what makes my marriage work. It can work for you too!

Mayo is the superior condiment. Miracle Whip is gooey garbage. FIGHT ME.

I worked a Generic Office Job for a very small company (3 other people + the boss) one summer. I came in one day and my boss informed me we had to spend the day moving the entire office, furniture and all, to another office space three floors up. I was tasked with moving his office contents, and in the process to sort

Game Over Man. I know it’s supposed to be stupid, but... ugh.