The movie, a very alternative love story that opens on Valentine's Day weekend, might just make Dakota this decade's Vivien Leigh Gretchen Moll.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Also the whole treatment of HIV tests as a thing you only do when you are scared you've contracted HIV and/or projecting your emotional paranoia onto your physical health. Just get tested regardless! All the time! Always! Mid-sentence! In the middle of a wake! With a goat! On a boat! In a moat! And so on.

nah, the most punk rock thing ever was that girl in L7 taking out her tampon and throwing it in the crowd at Reading.

Like, every other day to every two days unless I'm camping or sick (in which case, it could be a week). I live in Canada, so it's normally pretty mild and unless I've sweat significantly, it's just a way to fuck up my hair (even if I don't get it wet, the steam'll frizz it up).

No shame. And I'm so white most brands'…

No, because then who are you going to talk shit about your spouse to?

To paraphrase Alan Moore, that just means you're still sane. Who knows, or even really should care what these killers feared?

Team Coco 4 life!

Look, Ms. Patton. I have a 17 month old. And if you know anything about toddlers this age, you know that some of them are.....well......biters. And I got me a biter. Oh yes.

Right. She can't have Ann Coulter's job damnit.

If I thought I could teach my Boston to do this, I would drop $300 on a roomba right now. But she won't sit still for 5 seconds. She did wear this Christmas headband around for a long time today and that was pretty adorable.

IUD Rebellion

I'm trying to imagine Tracee Ellis Ross and Jessica Simpson trying to hold a conversation at a family get together... All I can picture is Tracee drinking lots of wine.

I learned to cook apfelstrudel in the kitchen of Schonbrunn Palace, her summer residence.

Failed policy finally accepted to be failed. Now I finally have a reason to go to Florida!

Not that cheating and raping are the same thing, but didn't it come out some years ago that he fathered a child with a woman he had cheated on Camille with?

I'm not talking about that child. I'm talking about he one he helped to raise with divorced mother, Elizabeth Kloepfer. They dated off an on for six years starting in 1969, I would bet that during that time he was around her child. He went ape shit in 1974 when he attacked a number of women around Seattle…

She has a point, it is like UVA: a rape probably happened and we probably aren't going to do anything about it.

So many people are going to cite UVA whenever they don't want to believe a rape has occurred.