My wife made an Easter Bunny cake once using some fancy mold. Bunny' small cute with white frosting and coconut fur but when you cut it open she had used red cake mix. This is afflicting but what the hell, we ate it anyway.

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

None of these videos are available to watch from the UK, unfortunately...

Mother fucker.

Mother fucker.

Among the things March of Dimes is campaigning for is the removal of pregnancy as a pre-existing condition on women's health insurance applications. The More You Know (TM).

Cat shit can be extremely dangerous to both pregnant women and newborn babies. So stop being a twit. Seriously.

And a further hit to this whole thing, it is EXTREMELY rare for a jury not to return an indictment and yet here we are...but they sure as shit indicted the guy that got it on camera in the first place.

Be the change you wish to see in the world. (Check for cameras first.)

So pregnancy isn't a disability, yet we're required to apply for short term disability insurance in order to get paid during maternity leave? This really makes sense, America.

This article reiterates why I prefer pets over people.

My only thought while clicking on this link was "Please let the dog live, please let the dog live..."

Also guys someone is giving the fam a new puppy for Christmas!

Dogs are just the best.

Things like this remind me why I only believe in a Heaven for dogs.

Totally agree, and also the flipside: That EVEN A CONGRESSMAN feels he could be targeted. EVEN CELEBRITY FOOTBALL PLAYERS. This ain't just about a kid in one little town somewhere in the middle of the country.

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

"We agree it was offensive!" - Raiders defense after the game

I had forgotten that handy tip! I've just been pouring myself a glass of wine and going outside for a smoke.

Wet a towel with vinegar and then kind of whip it around in the air... the burned smell will go away and the vinegar smell lasts only a few minutes. Plus, you have the added fun of having what is basically a handy weapon if anyone gets in your face while you are dealing with the stench. Getting snapped with a…

Would he insult your abilities during or after, though?