Like, every other day to every two days unless I'm camping or sick (in which case, it could be a week). I live in Canada, so it's normally pretty mild and unless I've sweat significantly, it's just a way to fuck up my hair (even if I don't get it wet, the steam'll frizz it up).

No shame. And I'm so white most brands'…

Anyone got Harry Reid or Ted Cruz's addresses handy?

True... she is a bad ass! Hey is that cast made of cocaine? Om nom nom nom...

No, because then who are you going to talk shit about your spouse to?

My money is on a member of the Dora Milaje.

To paraphrase Alan Moore, that just means you're still sane. Who knows, or even really should care what these killers feared?

Team Coco 4 life!

Look, Ms. Patton. I have a 17 month old. And if you know anything about toddlers this age, you know that some of them are.....well......biters. And I got me a biter. Oh yes.

Right. She can't have Ann Coulter's job damnit.

What is the point of this

What is the point of this, other than perhaps driving content users overseas to pirate instead of pay for their content? They are forgetting that with a European 150mbps connection, you can simply torrent an entire film or episode in seconds.

-Occasionally you'll accidentally download porn

I know this post is from a couple of years ago, but I'll tell you how this happens (I worked for Comcast for 2 years): Comcast deliberately keeps its own customer service employees confused with conflicting information. Sometimes the conflicting deals/policies are released almost back-to-back, day-to-day. The company…

If I thought I could teach my Boston to do this, I would drop $300 on a roomba right now. But she won't sit still for 5 seconds. She did wear this Christmas headband around for a long time today and that was pretty adorable.

So what I am hearing is you could still find humanity in your foes. You could still recognize it was not their choice to be there, they were there because their government sent them, not a personal cause.

IUD Rebellion

I'm trying to imagine Tracee Ellis Ross and Jessica Simpson trying to hold a conversation at a family get together... All I can picture is Tracee drinking lots of wine.

I learned to cook apfelstrudel in the kitchen of Schonbrunn Palace, her summer residence.

But how many times can you trot out Johnny Depp wearing a funny costume?