And a Floridian Bush at that. If he gets elected he might not be the President we need, but he will certainly be the President we deserve.

Cor blimey guvnah! There're only two accents in England: Cockerney and Posh! It's a jawly 'awliday wif Mary Pawpins!

Not that cheating and raping are the same thing, but didn't it come out some years ago that he fathered a child with a woman he had cheated on Camille with?

Good for him. Also really glad to see him calling some more attention to the Crawford story, which seems to have gotten a bit lost in the mix with all the other tragedies that occurred over the past several months.

Well you've certainly come to the right place to be judged for your personal parenting choices. Have a seat; someone will be right with you!

If my experience with Sonic The Hedgehog have taught me anything, its that the company mascots who tend to suffer from the worst kinds of Executive Meddling.

I'm not talking about that child. I'm talking about he one he helped to raise with divorced mother, Elizabeth Kloepfer. They dated off an on for six years starting in 1969, I would bet that during that time he was around her child. He went ape shit in 1974 when he attacked a number of women around Seattle…

She has a point, it is like UVA: a rape probably happened and we probably aren't going to do anything about it.

So many people are going to cite UVA whenever they don't want to believe a rape has occurred.

A plumber is hired to fix a squeaking tap. He walks straight from the door to the offending sink, listens for a bit, twists the knobs in either direction, then leans under the basin and raps firmly on a pipe with a crescent wrench.

The squeaking ceases instantly. He presents a bill for $80.

"Eighty bucks?" the homeowner…

One of the many reasons I'm not a practicing architect anymore.

A guy asked me one time why architectural drawings cost so much when he was just going to throw them away at the end of the project.

Sidenote: Does any real designer actually design those glossy club cards?...because they make me queasy just looking at them...

how i design a logo (and how i did it at my old work before i did freelance)

>ask client if they had any ideas before i throw mine out
>"no just make it look good, and throw in some pink and greens"
>design what i think is an awesome logo
>show client
>"no,no,no i wanted it like this, with these colors!"
>shows me random…

There is always a suspicion that there is a lot of bullshit in this process... But I would trust this guy in freelance a 100 times over any agency. Clearly, he's feeling it...

My wife made an Easter Bunny cake once using some fancy mold. Bunny' small cute with white frosting and coconut fur but when you cut it open she had used red cake mix. This is afflicting but what the hell, we ate it anyway.

Krang, or nothing at all!

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

None of these videos are available to watch from the UK, unfortunately...

I can't help but feel this is an incredibly biased article, you really should at least make some effort to contextualise things.