"We agree it was offensive!" - Raiders defense after the game

I had forgotten that handy tip! I've just been pouring myself a glass of wine and going outside for a smoke.

Wet a towel with vinegar and then kind of whip it around in the air... the burned smell will go away and the vinegar smell lasts only a few minutes. Plus, you have the added fun of having what is basically a handy weapon if anyone gets in your face while you are dealing with the stench. Getting snapped with a…

Team you. I f'ing hate Christmas but I keep my damn mouth shut about it so others can have their fun, but jaysus people get meth-level jacked about Elf on a Shelf, tinsel, glogg, etc.

I like Kat Denning, but the victim mentality of Christmas-lovers is so fucking stupid. Have you looked outside? Every single thing is set to cater to you joy. God forbid some people have a legitimate reason for not being 100% hyped.

I'm 73 years old right now. I have 4x last years in the bank. Haven't touched a dime since I retired at age 65. Wife and I are living off our SS income + a whopping $172 a month pension check. We still have money left at the end of the month. The key to retirement is, you must have NO debt, house paid off. I bought a…

this is pornography.

Dear God,

It's me, Marg-AHOLYFUCKTHATWASAPERFECTREPONSE-aret.

I just invited this picture over to my Facebook for a tea party, and all my insane relatives are speeding over in 5...4...

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."

Also, I will now use "whale noises" to refer to my exclamations of man desire always and in every circumstance.

Yum nerd!

GET IN THE GAME ALICE

It's a no-win situation. You ask people in the industry to talk about it, and they are going to tip toe and be very wary of offending somebody as venerated in their world as Bill Cosby. So, you kind of just want to say, fuck it, don't mention it at all; you'll just do more harm than good. But, if they didn't talk…

I went on a game show - The Hollywood Squares. Won a car & cash worth $32k (thanks to Coolio). Immediately sold the car, paid the extra income taxes, bought a laptop, and everything else went to pay off my student loans with one big check. No joke.

Yeah, a few years earlier that same vet taught me how to do an IV drip for my dog so that he wouldn't have to be boarded (his kidneys had started to fail). I brought him back from that one, and he was fine for a few months.

Nonononononono... This is not an angry cat. THIS is an angry cat:

He knew country, Taylor Swift, all that stuff.

Would he insult your abilities during or after, though?