Family Guy is essentially “Last Exit to Springfield” spread out and diluted over 21 seasons.

This news attacked my weak point for massive damage.

I would argue the worst part of Skyward Sword was the obnoxious padding.

*Orders deluxe edition.*

Andromeda is the worst game of the last decade that I’ve ever played five times and will probably play again every few years for the rest of my life. You’d think I’d know which bloat to avoid by now, but - nope - gotta keep doing those multi planet-hopping talk-to-people missions and repeatedly go through the annoying…

I didn’t realize Fry was in II. I only remember him from III.

*Gets to village, notices cheesing spot is gone.*

What I suspect might happen:

Leon loses his jacket in Resident Evil 4.

With every one of these lists I feel like we’re getting a step closer to Kotaku publishing an article that says “If you like <<insert game here>>, play ‘The Witcher 3.’”

Gotta give them credit here. Presenting a game where you “root for the villains” and polluting it with live service bullshit is some ambitiously rich biting irony.

A significant saving grace for GTA: Vice City’s combat is finding out how ridiculously overpowered the shotgun is, even at great distances.

*Leon fires the special rocket launcher*

He’s the KING  of Pain!

Because he’s a threat to them running on a highly-electable platform. As soon as he gets in, he’s forced into thinking “Maybe the corporations aren’t so bad!” Then, presto: new puppet. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

The theory that this is an AI is my favourite because the implications are far worse than if it’s a corporation pulling the strings.

“South Park: The Stick of Truth” mechanics as drawn by Terry Gilliam.

Jumping in to give “Bug Fables” some love. It’s not perfect, but it’s the closest thing we’ve seen yet to a true-to-gameplay turn-based“Paper Mario” sequel (since Nintendo refuses to make one.)

Geralt and Yen were made for each other. I felt that way in “The Witcher 3" and it was heavily reenforced when I read the books.

“This game about a dystopian future society where everything is terrible BETTER HAVE A GOOD PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM.”