holski316
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holski316

This is making me outright terrified of “Anthem.” A “BioWare could die” level of terrified.

Street-level drug dealer: “Yo, man, this heroin is the very good stuff. Not the very evil stuff.”

“Obviously, the Jets know something the rest of the league don’t”

*crosses arms and shakes head at seeming lack of all things X-Men.*

Something tells me a dump truck full of money being backed up onto a lawn is involved here.

How long will I need to pedal to earn enough merits to buy my avatar a new hat?

I know they flirted with it as early as Mass Effect 3, but seeing Bioware fall fully into the “keep paying real currency indefinitely to improve random drops” hole is devastating.

I love Bioware, but a multiplayer random drop shooter is the last thing I want from them.

My hot take: In Bioshock Infinite, Elizabeth is the level-headed human with a broader perspective on life with God-like abilities who is actually in control of the entire situation while Booker is a testosterone-driven nutjob incapable of basic tasks (which Elizabeth can perform) whose life is a string of idiotic

Guitar Hero 3 or Guitar Hero World Tour where your get to play fail-free versions of “Through the Fire and Flames” or “Pull Me Under.” I actually prefer the latter, because it’s a better song in a better setting and you aren’t exhausted from beating the devil.

Erm... Wasn’t criticizing. “I will destroy you” is overused enemy dialogue from that game, particularly from the side planet missions.

While I’m at it, the slave labour chapter of “Super Paper Mario.” If you don’t cheat to look up a code, you’re pretty much running on a hamster wheel for 10 minutes.

I will destroy you!

IV and Syndicate are awesome and Rogue is underrated if you really, really like IV.

“Zelda: Skyward Sword” really ticked me off. The sequence where you have to find three parts of the “Song of the Hero” felt like a giant time-waster to begin with.... and then you get sent on a tedious errand swimming through Faron Woods to find those damn tadtones. Just move the freaking story along, already.

The Witcher 3 had arguably the most mind-blowing moment I can remember from any video game.

You misspelled “Sharpshooter.”

Hell, 20 years later and Atlanta STILL isn’t ready.

Why is Late 80s Bruce Springsteen driving Nathan Drake around on a motorcycle?

This would have been great as a completely free perk of owning the system.